trying to outsmoke a gnome by the creek but he keeps managing to distract me with his rosy cheeks and playful demeanor
a confession: you know those posts like "your boyfriend is too small he fell into the bong and died. we smoked him. sorry"? every time i read one of those i picture jedediah from night at the museum. yeah i put your boyfriend in an hourglass and he's going to suffocate once a specific amount of time has elapsed. sorry









